Jane: does not go to school any more. You can talk to her on IM 2...3...4 times a day. She claims she is "at school", but I've never heard of a place with less class time.
Mary: Have not seen her since Tuesday night, have not heard from her except for a voicemail since then. Perhaps the dorks of New Hampshire have found her and made her their queen.
Caroline: still has her family sweats in my apt. Come and get 'em, or ... Janie has been thinking about moving up in the ranks.
Sara: Moves into the blogosphere! Check out the link above for her thoughts on you, if you rate.
Anne: Has become one of those people that helps the rest of us keep track of when free nights and weekends start. You shall know her by her ring.
Mommy and Daddy: Do not be fooled. They are bored out of their gourds. By the time Jane comes home, the house will have been fully renovated, Mommy will be running tech support groups for the neighbors out of the house, and Daddy will have turned somebody's bedroom into his teleconference "war room", complete with a direct line to Duane Morris and a desk for Carol.