If I want candy we can go to Wawa together and pick out some goodies
No one likes spending 2 dollars on cards
Figuring out what to say on a homemade card is hard
Flowers die anyway
Mary sends Helen better cards than me
You can't get dinner reservations for birthday parties
People drive around very unlovingly with their hazards on
Necco wafers are gross
The singing stuffed animal population grows too much