Editor's note: dog-o-scopes are based on rather limited knowledge of dogs, primarily gleaned from Disney movies. Please do not write in to tell us that dogs do not actually eat pasta.
Aries: This is a very daschound time for you. Chin up! Even though you feel like you're constantly in people's way, remember, you always make them laugh.
Taurus: Let your emotional pitbull out for a little activity. Just remind him not to eat the entire contents of the medicine cabinet.
Gemini: Your future is a little spotty, dalmatian. Avoid crazy drivers and ladies in fur coats.
Cancer: Remember, sometimes your future is not what it appears on the surface. You're having a mutt of a month.
Leo: Are you suddenly craving licorice? Taking all your little plaid jackets out of the closet? Sounding like a sqeaky toy that everyone ignores? Don't worry, your scottie dog phase will soon pass, leaving behind the true blue you -- a labrador.
Virgo: My dear golden retriever, you are beautiful, smart and everyone loves you. Be careful though - others may begin to resent you. Try chasing your own tail to throw people off.
Libra: Your chow chow nature is making you a little frenetic. Slow down and savor life, before you accidentally eat a baby with your burrito.
Scorpio: Your poodle nature is dominant this month. Embrace your inner pageant contestant, and don't forget the bows!
Sagittarius: You're totally freewheeling, in an indescribable way. The yolk's on you! You're Goofy!
Capricorn: Work hard this month, little greyhound. We don't want you to get shot with a gun.
Aquarius: In the doghouse? Try getting on top of it! Befriend a bird, put on some shades, and feel the beagle spirit take over.
Pisces: With st. bernard and boxer in alignment, you have only one concern this month. Watch out for drool.