My dream: custom sweats for christmas. My dilemma: no one else cares.
You can't have custom sweats if you don't know what they're going to say! Oh, sure, you could just put your name on them, but I've already had a sweater with my name on it, and I don't need to relive the experience.
"Geeks United" has been proposed. I think it's a good idea, but I think the silent majority is trying to say (silently) "That's a stupid idea, Helen. I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweatshirt that said Geeks United." Being psychic isn't as great as it seems, folks.
Mary, of course, will be getting a custom t-shirt for christmas. What will it say?
Front: TAMPONS.
Back: you know you wanted me to say it.