I blame it on two people: Sarah and Anne. You see, you may not know this about our blog, but all our very best material comes from IM. Someone says something funny, the other person says, "you should post that on the blog", they do, end of story.
You know what kills IMs? Real conversation. And you know what? No matter how much we laugh about Steven's Great BIG Book of Fake Religious Facts, neither you nor I will take the time to write it up and post it to the blog.
Ask yourself, does it seem like a coincidence that Jane posted ONCE while Sarah was here? It's no coincidence. Sarah was sucking up all your blogs for her greedy little self! And what about Anne? That whole house of hers can probably keep you in stitches all the live long day about the funny things Mary did and said while she was down there, but did she have time to gab it up on IM? She had too many "events" to go to.
And I, of course, get to spend all my days with Mr. Anger Management, who's busy fighting the man and ranting about injustice in the world. Try making a joke about that stuff, and the best you can hope for from him:
"That's not funny; that's inappropriate."