If I want candy we can go to Wawa together and pick out some goodies
No one likes spending 2 dollars on cards
Figuring out what to say on a homemade card is hard
Flowers die anyway
Mary sends Helen better cards than me
You can't get dinner reservations for birthday parties
People drive around very unlovingly with their hazards on
Necco wafers are gross
The singing stuffed animal population grows too much
Friday, February 17, 2006
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Hi Uncle Tom! It's me, Jane!
To all my special readers,
You're so special. You deserve a sticker that reads, "You are a GREAT relative!" I'm special too. Here's my special fun fact of the day: I worked at Planned Parenthood over the summer. Yes it's true, I am pro-choice.
Love Always,
Baby J
On to my real post:
I like that today is officially beat down on Steven day. Well short one, three posts in one day? Beat that!
So I have completed all eight of my college applications, and now have tons of free time. HAHAHAHAHA PSYCH! Well, I did finish my applications, but I still lack free time. I know you guys are all like, uhhh Jane it's February, shouldn't you have like a trillion sweatshirts with your new school's name on it? No is the answer. Okay? So here's the conversation we're not allowed to have: "So Jane, Where are you going to school next year?"
"Oh, I don't know yet."
"Well, where have you gotten in so far?"
"Nowhere yet, I don't here back until April."
"Oh, well what's your first choice?"
Sets you on fire with my eyes
"Well, it's Brown, but I was already deferred."
"What does that mean?"
"You're dead to me."
Okay? Got it? We're not gonna have this conversation. Until April, then I will have real answers to all of the above questions.
So Kiki Dunst, the new Marie Antoinette, has quite the theme song. The trailer shows little information about the movie and overall was a bit of a waste of time. Except that we should all dance around in front of the mirror to her new theme song. Whoever can name it, gets a cookie.
You're so special. You deserve a sticker that reads, "You are a GREAT relative!" I'm special too. Here's my special fun fact of the day: I worked at Planned Parenthood over the summer. Yes it's true, I am pro-choice.
Love Always,
Baby J
On to my real post:
I like that today is officially beat down on Steven day. Well short one, three posts in one day? Beat that!
So I have completed all eight of my college applications, and now have tons of free time. HAHAHAHAHA PSYCH! Well, I did finish my applications, but I still lack free time. I know you guys are all like, uhhh Jane it's February, shouldn't you have like a trillion sweatshirts with your new school's name on it? No is the answer. Okay? So here's the conversation we're not allowed to have: "So Jane, Where are you going to school next year?"
"Oh, I don't know yet."
"Well, where have you gotten in so far?"
"Nowhere yet, I don't here back until April."
"Oh, well what's your first choice?"
Sets you on fire with my eyes
"Well, it's Brown, but I was already deferred."
"What does that mean?"
"You're dead to me."
Okay? Got it? We're not gonna have this conversation. Until April, then I will have real answers to all of the above questions.
So Kiki Dunst, the new Marie Antoinette, has quite the theme song. The trailer shows little information about the movie and overall was a bit of a waste of time. Except that we should all dance around in front of the mirror to her new theme song. Whoever can name it, gets a cookie.
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