One of the last posts from "You're Jealous.":
I sent it to Kitten:
I've got the power.
The other day, while hanging around Helen's office, being hungry and bored I was thinking, "What if I had an electrical socket instead of a belly button?" I mean how awesome would that be? Other than producing your own food, what more could you want in life? Everyone in the office agreed that if everyone had electrical sockets instead of belly buttons thing would be much better. World peace would go way up. Although you'd be using so much power you would need to eat more. I think if I had 5 meals a day instead of three my peace would go way up too. This socket idea is definitely a good thing.
kitten: oh, jane, i miss this blog.
kitten: damn it, now i have to go find the down with jesus post.
helen: the title is "boo, I'm adorable"
helen: search for it.
helen: then bookmark it.
helen: then print it on a tee shirt and wear it every day.
Motherhood clearly agrees with Kitten, btw. Check out her recent post for a more recently produced dose of funny.